I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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