So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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