I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
