Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
