I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just had sex bonerless
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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