You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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