People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think your dad took our porno
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize