Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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