Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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