I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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