I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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