none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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