I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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