I feel great
I just peed on a car
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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