Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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