I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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