Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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