i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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