Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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