Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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