Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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