I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just tell him i said nine months
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize