wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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