We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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