fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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