Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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