You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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