i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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