Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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