you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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