Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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