My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
