SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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