Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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