wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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