you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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