my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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