I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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