every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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