So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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