I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
