i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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