I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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