She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
dude. I can hear the air.
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