I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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