STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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