there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
