Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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