half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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