you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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