Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I think your dad took our porno
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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