I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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