so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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