so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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