He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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