Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Semen is not good for contacts.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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